Hello, and Welcome!

We come together, in the spirit of Offside, for a beating of Me and Mr. Cullen's own resident asshole, the bitch Maggie O'Connell.

I went on a search for an actress that reminded me of Maggie in looks, and it didn't take long to find her:

Nothing against this actress (I've never seen her before), she just happens to look like the character I see in my head.

Maggie's been a pain in Edward and Bella's side for chapters now, and it is only getting worse! Walking in on them while they were having sex? Giving Bella smug looks? And she's sneaking in somehow, but no one knows how! She's playing Edward, trying to cause a rift between our newlyweds, and get her claws back in what she thinks is her man.

She even has her own theme song!

Theory of a Deadman - The Bitch Came Back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXieR34Gy3I

As I said, in the spirit of Die, Daddy C, Die, we're going to have some fun writing how to get rid of Maggie. You don't have to kill her, but she does need to pay for all of the havoc she creates in our couples lives.

So, get your thinking caps on!! Bella beating the shit out of her, Edward threatening her, the media trashing her, her career crumbling, or how she meets her untimely demise.

Rules to come!!